Poetry, Writing

Spam Poetry Interlude

On account of somehow not realizing it was almost Monday again, I find myself scrambling to come up with a post to write. Lucky for me, it has been a good long while since I resorted to spam comment entertainment, so the pickings for poetry are rich. Even if the comments are sassing me a bit:

Taking a few minutes and actual effort to produce a good article? but what can I say… I procrastinate a whole lot and never see to get anything done.

It’s the little changes that produce the biggest changes.

Despite obvious Newtonian comparisons,
other civilizations exist and they exist to destroy your civilization
.

Probably because for them marriage involves sacrificing their
most treasured possession – a free-agent p*n**s –
and for us, it’s the culmination of a princess fantasy so
universal, it built Disneyland. In reality,

some reports have recommended that ladies speak, 
for about 90% of the guys I dated were jerks but 
the additional famous the guy, the better my odds were of rising up the inventory.

I’m a shiksa. The 1937 traditional style houses
of the large and widely distributed genus Poa,
founder of New York’s, quizzes me
while gazing at my frizzy split ends in horror.

Six years ago – I think? he did not know what he was doing
was wrong, kneeling by the bed, standing with his front legs
rested on the lawnmower. Rupert replaces the human in the pictures.

I’ll never say that I’m not good enough,
deservedly loved by a large number of fanatics.
Yоu sure ԁo not want youг child to get involved іn any such stuff.
Give them all yoսr ideas, and let the girls explore themselves
while you are trying to evolve. 

Guess we’ll see. I’m paraphrasing here.

Yours in grammatically correct sentences,
M.M. Jordahl

“What a material of un-ambiguity and preserveness of valuable knowledge concerning unpredicted emotions.” -spam comment

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