On account of somehow not realizing it was almost Monday again, I find myself scrambling to come up with a post to write. Lucky for me, it has been a good long while since I resorted to spam comment entertainment, so the pickings for poetry are rich. Even if the comments are sassing me a… Continue reading Spam Poetry Interlude
Category: Poetry
Spam Poetry: the Last Minute One
I woke up fifteen minutes ago and realized I hadn't yet written a post for today. Well done, me! Thus, here we are, with the latest installation of Spam Poetry. This time around, my spam folder had a lot of very important information to share with us.... Things to Keep in Mind WhIle publIshIng these… Continue reading Spam Poetry: the Last Minute One
Spam Poetry: the Reckoning
Greetings fine denizens of the internet! This past weekend was Emerald City Comicon, which was absolutely wonderful, as per usual, but also exhausting, which always somehow surprises me. I am citing this as validation in my decision to return yet again to my running gag (read: trick I use to distract you from the fact that I… Continue reading Spam Poetry: the Reckoning
Spam Poetry Revisited
I was writing another post for today, but it got a little out of hand. Like, the kind of out of hand that happened that time I wrote about Easy A in eight parts. This one will probably go up later, maybe as more than one post, after I have done some more example-gathering and research,… Continue reading Spam Poetry Revisited
Spam is Poetry
I get a lot of spam messages. I have been getting more of them in recent weeks due to my unusually high posting volume. A lot of people hate getting spam messages, but I've developed a certain fondness for the things. They just try so hard to sound like people, you know? So many almost-sentences.… Continue reading Spam is Poetry
M.M. Jordahl 