Books, I Read It First

I Read It First: 50 Shades of Grey

I can't believe I actually read this book. Not just that I volunteered for it, but that I managed to drag myself all the way to the end. God, I hope there aren't more movies. I don't know if I could survive reading the second or third. At least this one ends on a promising note.… Continue reading I Read It First: 50 Shades of Grey

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I Read It First: Seventh Son

2015 seems to be having a love affair with British books-turned-movies, what with Mortdecai last week, and Paddington before that. The trend doesn't break with Seventh Son, which is based on Joseph Delaney's The Spook's Apprentice, called something entirely different in the US, because aren't British books always? The Book: The Last Apprentice: Revenge of the Witch, by Joseph Delaney Genre:… Continue reading I Read It First: Seventh Son

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I Read It First: Mortdecai

Finally, a book in this series that I'm actually excited about. Which is not to say that Mortdecai is flawless, but rather that movie people don't choose very interesting source material most of the time. Let's get into some pompous mystery satire, shall we? The Book: The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery by Kyril Bonfiglioli (completed after his death by Craig… Continue reading I Read It First: Mortdecai

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I Read It First: Paddington

Growing up American rather than British means that I am far more familiar with the Berenstain Bears than Paddington, so I came to these books without nostalgia glasses of any sort. As such, my perspective is entirely adult, and probably misses a large portion of the appeal of these books. That said, I actually found… Continue reading I Read It First: Paddington

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I Read It First: The World Made Straight

We're starting things off with a fizzle rather than a bang here on I Read It First, with this rip-roaring bore of a book by Ron Rash. Admittedly, it is not in one of my favored genres so it's no surprise that I didn't like it, but I think even a staunch historical allegory buff… Continue reading I Read It First: The World Made Straight