Drunk Movie Monday, Movies, Reviews

Drunk Movie Monday – Cockneys vs. Zombies

This movie, you guys. This. Fucking. Movie. Let me tell you about this delightful bullshit movie. The film: Cockneys vs. Zombies (2012) The premise: Admissions up front: for the average American, the dialogue in this movie is going to be hard to understand. That's because, as the title implies, it's set in East End London, and… Continue reading Drunk Movie Monday – Cockneys vs. Zombies

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Movies, Reviews

Oscar Shorts 2015: Animated

As per usual, the animated Oscar shorts far outshone the live-action ones this year. Is it even a competition anymore? ...was it ever? I guess that's why they have separate categories. The animated shorts kick ass every time. 1. Me and My Moulton (Canada/Norway) First up, we have the endearing tale of a young girl, her two sisters, and… Continue reading Oscar Shorts 2015: Animated

Movies, Reviews

Oscar Shorts 2015: Live Action

Welp, it's awards season, and that means only one thing here on Whoosh: Oscar short film reviews! This week you're getting the live-action, and next week (which is actually going to be after the Oscars air because I didn't get my shit together much in advance this year) you'll get the animated. If you're in the… Continue reading Oscar Shorts 2015: Live Action

Drunk Movie Monday, Movies, Reviews

Drunk Movie Monday – Can’t Stop the Music

Soooo, you remember the Spice Girls movie? The one that's just a series of random events with a barely coherent plot serving almost entirely as a vehicle for unrelated music videos full of weird costumes? And how it contains an entirely fictional story of the origin of the band? Yeah, so there's one of those… Continue reading Drunk Movie Monday – Can’t Stop the Music

Books, Rant, Reviews

How 50 Shades of Grey Could Be Fixed

Remember that time I read 50 Shades of Grey because I am a masochist? (Kinky!) And then complained about it for an entire post? Okay, here's the thing. Despite the utter terribleness of this book, it does, actually, have some redeeming qualities. Ana is likable, though not for the reasons James thinks; it taps into… Continue reading How 50 Shades of Grey Could Be Fixed

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Drunk Movie Monday – Snow Buddies

I told you there would be posts other than I Read It First! Alright, so it's not Monday, but sometimes Drunk Movie Monday just happens on Thursdays, okay? And this is one of those weeks, because it's a new year, and thus we have a brand-new opportunity to get drunk watching bad films. So why… Continue reading Drunk Movie Monday – Snow Buddies

Drunk Movie Monday, Movies, Reviews

Drunk Movie Monday – Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

*Due to lack of foresight, I am writing this post on my android. Please forgive formatting errors accordingly.* I know. I know, I know, I know. Twilight is a terrible franchise and everything about it is terrible and everyone who likes it is terrible, etc. etc. But may I remind you that this is drunk… Continue reading Drunk Movie Monday – Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2